What Would Ms Manners Say

Adults don't understand how to eat properly. Drinks with straws are meant for blowing bubbles. Linguine is to be picked up by your hands and then you place one end in your mouth. Then you make a horrible sucking sound as you take in as much linguine as you can in one breath. But since you can't take it all in, the pasta falls limp on your face and pants.

I am learning so many new manners!!