Life In The Freezer

There are many famous battles in history. There is Waterloo, the Battle of the Bulge, and then there is the greatest battle of them all, the Battle of the Driveway!

Whenever it snows, the Plow driver shoves the entire contents of the street, up the wazoo of my driveway. Whatever amount of snow has fallen, it is three times that amount in the ten feet of driveway near the street.

I am no match for the superior weapons of the plow driver.