Grampy and the Glob

It was a hot Italian roll. I cut it up into eight parts and placed butter on each of the parts. I thought that the heat from the roll would melt the butter, so I didn't spread it. I gave it to Ethan and turned my attention to my food.

That's when I felt something oozing and sliding down the right side of my face. In a moment of confusion, and a terrible error on my part, I tipped my head down.

That's when the glob slid off of my face and onto my pants. Then I watched in horror as a glacier of butter moved slowly across my right pant leg. The butter glacier left a yellow trail in it's wake, as it slid slowly on it's base of melted butter.

I turned to look at Ethan. He was waving an Italian roll at me with his left hand, smiling and saying "Grampy"!