Horse and Buggy

I put Ethan on my shoulders so he wouldn't step in the big puddles or the horse droppings. I was concerned that he might not be used to the concept of how to properly ride on "shoulders".

I had nothing to be concerned about. He would reach up and yank down hard on my right ear when I should go to the right. He would rock back and then body slam me when he wanted to go faster. And when he wanted me to stop he would call me Grammy.

I didn't know that he wrote the book on shoulder riding skills.