Republican Coffee

I went to get a newspaper this morning at the train station. The local politicans were out and stood between me and my free paper. They cheerfully smiled at me. I snarled back at them. They then stated that their candidate Steven Levy had free coffee. Upon hearing the word "free" I became a changed person. I had to share the good news of free coffee.

I saw a fellow commuter sitting in his car. I tapped on his window. He opened his door. I told him that Steven Levy had free coffee.

He came out of his car seat as he said, "What!! Republican Coffee!".

I guess that Republican Coffee is stronger than columbian coffee and that it must be very bitter. In addition to Joe the Plumber the republicans also have a Cup of Joe.