The Perfect Presidential Candidate

Are you still an undecided voter? A new presidential candidate has appeared on the water park and animal farm platform.

He is environmentally green, a human rights activist, an animal rights activist, a vegetarian and a card carrying member of the corn dog party.

He promises to replace the weak dollar with a new monetary standard, water. Other countries will be willing to trade to obtain our water parks, and our pure water. Such a simple strategy!